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Saturday, May 03, 2008

funnyness

desmond's a guy who lives two blocks away whom i've never really had a good impression of.. why? because i had a nightmare about him once. he was such a pervert in the nightmare. so all along i've viewed him in that not-so-good light. he completed ns before coming to trinity. and he looks like he's capable of beating someone up real bad if needed be.

today, i went to starbucks with him and chuphu. i didn't call him along, but i didn't mind him following. on the way back, chuphu had wanted to cross the road on a red man. chuphu understands the way traffic lights work. the cars had stopped to let people cross, but since nobody had pressed for the green man, the green man didn't appear.

me: chu phu! dont cross!!!!
desmond: ya eh, please don't corss (serious tone!)
chu phu: but we're supposed to be able to cross now
desomnd: please please no, don't cross. (i've not heard him so serious before!)
chu phu: but the cars stopped! it's because no one pressed!
desond: ya i know but it's a red man. and your life is precious.
then there was an awkward silence and i gave desond a weird look.
desmond: what? serious wad. your life is very precious......(sounded so sweet luh!)... bloody hell.

haha for a moment i thought desmond had changed ever so radically.. but NOPE. still ready to beat someone up! hahaha..




k luh well desmond was rather nice today. he 2 packets of timtams for our house to surprise us. lol. we had finished one pkt and the other was left on the table.

so anyway, lishan and zelia were at the table and lishan was going to have the last gummy

lishan: eh zelia you want? last one
zelia: ya
jolene shouts from her room: I ALSO WANT!!

lishan ignored jolene and halved the gummy.
just as jolene arrived, she handed the gummy to zelia and said "qiang3 qiang3 qiang3(snatch snatch snatch)!"

jolene was so poorthing.. just looked at zelia pop the last bit of gummy into her mouth. who would have expected her to turn around and march of.. WITH THE LAST PKT OF TIMTAMS!!

oh man jolene OWNS!!


the three of us started screaming after her to return the tim tams!


and lishan went: if you eat all that you'll become 45kg!!
and she shared her half of the gummy with jolene.

alls well ends well! :)

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