funny stuff

chuphu: i don't understand this poem
leighland: "the man and the woman are one...
the man and the woman and the blackbird are one.(reading from poem)"
THAT MAKES THE BLACKBIRD ZERO!

haha it took me a few seconds, but i cracked up!

oh and here's another

zelia: girl you really need to wax your legs. it's like.. cactus!
i totally cracked up. and if that wasn't enough..
lishan: like caterpillar!
and jolene just HAD to make things worse
jolene: like toothbrush!!!

oh my goodness.. that totally sent me into fits (of laughter and rage)
quite disturbing imagery there, but i think it was plain hilarious.

i had lunch with jonathan and joanna chan today.
jonathan: why are you using optus!! you're SUPPORTING SINGTEL!!
and i was taken aback for a minute.. wondering how he knew that i'm a starhub supporter.. then i remembered that HE is also a starhub supporter! hahaha.. maternal influences! woots!