diet competition

uncle bruce made a comment about someone putting on weight last night and she was absolutely furious! and today, our house seems to be in the diet mood.

winsen saw me snacking.
winsen: you're gonna put on weight
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five minutes later, i turn up at house six
me: LEIGHLAND!! don't play guitar hero anymore!! go running with me now!! winsen said i'm fat!!
winsen: NO I DIDNT!
me: yes you did!

(i ended up not going, just doing sit ups at home with abi)

and here's a bit of the conversation that went on about ten minutes ago.

abi: I KNOW ALREADY!! ONE STRAWBERRY HAS TWO CALORIES!!
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abi picks a huge strawberry: i think this is not 2 calories, i think it's 4.
wynn picks a small one: this is 1 calorie.
abi: eh! you know, this is really very good. 'cause we cut out all the rotten parts (of the strawberry) right, so this strawberry is probably not two.. it's liike.. 1.5!! eh but i don't believe each strawberry is only 2 calories la. like that BREATHE also can lose..skarly the website typed wrongly, each is 20!!
(after a lot more strawberry eating..)
abi: sh*t luh so full how to sleep! ok start breathing! ONE strawberry, TWO strawberries, THREE strawberries!
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wynn: ok i'm going to have another bit of my apple.
she continues to open the door of the fridge and takes a half eaten apple out as i stare in horror/amusement.
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abi sticks a seaweed in my face: EAT!!
me: NO DONT WANT!!
abi: why... you don't like ah..
me: i do! (i just dont wanna eat anymore!!)
abi: then EAT!! i ate THREE pieces of your Shapes!!
wynn: WHAT??? THREE SHAPES ONLY THEN YOU SAY LIKE YOU ATE A LOT LIKE THAT!!